The Daily Unicorn

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Howdy There'!!

How y'all doing. It's been so long that I even temporarily forgot I had such a blog going. Why a  blog you say? Why not? It's almost like a personal diary going by my pageviews. Except I fill it up with random thoughts and musings nose handpicked from my mind. Enjoy....I  have finally started working on making this blog the blog I envisioned it to be, a blog that will transcend the blackness and cross the infinite void to finally reach the mystical rambo rainbow unicorn land. The first and ultimate blog for the modern unicorn hipster.

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      It's said that 'scars maketh a man'. I don't know who said that, but that guy must surely have the face of a dumbass orc who fell on his noggin a hundred times. Cosmetics aside,as stupid as it seems, historically scars were  associated with heroism and war and all things brave.In ancient times it was almost mandatory that a man have at least an eye dangling from a socket or a chopped of ear to qualify as manly. If used with proper care it was also a surefire method in getting the all important attention of the opposite sex. But alas the age of heroes have passed us and violent swordplay would most likely get you into the jail or better yet, the mental asylum.That's why I make it a point to scar myself on face each time I shave myself. It's my way of paying homage to the glorious yesteryears of the manliest of men. The more you know... 

And that's it for now

Have a good day folks!!